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PM’s Office Declares That He’s Not Missing Just Playing Hide & Seek
The Office of the Prime Minister has declared that the PM has not pissed off over to Hawaii for another holiday but is instead challenging the Nation to a game of hide and seek. ”We can confirm that the PM… Read More ›
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Nation Eagerly Awaits Who The PM Will Throw Under A Bus Over The Djokovic Bungle
Australians are eagerly waiting to see who Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing will throw under a bus following his Government’s bungling of Novac Djokovic’s visa. ”The field is wide open as to who ScoMo will throw under… Read More ›
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ScoMo Calls In The Big Gun Dennis Denuto To Take On Djokovic
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told his team to get on the blower to Dennis Denuto and get him on board to help them take down Novak Djokovic in the Federal Court this week. ”We’ve… Read More ›
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Barnaby To Be Rebranded Barnabus In Effort To Appeal To Inner City Voters
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is to be rebranded Barnabus in an effort to appeal to inner city voters at the next election. ”Scotty, err, sorry, ScoMo has seen that Barnaby doesn’t poll well with the inner city voters,” said… Read More ›
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PM’s Creepy Mate Demands To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the member for Dawson George Christensen has demanded that the PM name him Australian of the year. ”I’m a big important man so I should be rewarded,” grunted the Member for Dawson. ”Besides,… Read More ›
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ScoMo Calls An Emergency Summit After His TikTok Fails To Go Viral
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site TikTok failed to go viral. ”The PM prides himself on his social media game, often saying that… Read More ›
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