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ScoMo Assures Australia That We Won’t Open Up Till Jen And The Girls Are Fully Vaccinated
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›
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ScoMo Thanks His Creepy Mate For The Pallet Of Ivermectin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen for the pallet of Ivermectin that the MP gifted Jen and the Girls. ”George is a very generous chap, when he heard of… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells His Creepy Mate To Ignore Clive And Stay Friends With Him
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has called upon his creepy mate George Christensen to ignore approaches from billionaire shit-stirrer Clive Palmer and stick with the Coalition. ”I know at the moment George feels like the popular girl at school,”… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Government To Establish A Pokies Bubble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian and her Government are looking to establish a pokies bubble to allow gamblers, preferably problem gamblers, access to their favourite pokies machine. ”Everyday this lockdown goes on the State is losing so much, sweet,… Read More ›
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ScoMo To Follow Astra Zeneca And Look To Rebrand The Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scotty from marketing is tipped to follow the manufacturers of the vaccine Astra Zeneca and rebrand his Government, before the next election. ”Morrison or ScoMo as he likes to be branded has had a good run… Read More ›
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ScoMo And His Creepy Mate Spend The Week Building A Pillow Fort
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown. ”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen… Read More ›
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