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• Dutton Reminds Journo’s That He’s Tortured Kids As Well

  By theunozblog on 10/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›

• Confusion As ScoMo Revealed To Be Confusing The Exorcist With The Bible

  By theunozblog on 09/06/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist. ”Scotty was a little red faced when it… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Reminds Voters That His Trophy Says He Stopped Boats Not Children

  By theunozblog on 08/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children. This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention… Read More ›

• Joyce Tells Farmers To Not Worry About The Mice Plague As It Doesn’t Affect The Miners

  By theunozblog on 07/06/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs and self-appointed ”leader” of the Nationals Barnaby Joyce has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the… Read More ›

• Christensen Demands The Philippino Ladies Table Tennis Team Be Allowed To Tour Australia

  By theunozblog on 04/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government’s member for Manila, George Christensen has made a passionate appeal to the PM to allow the Philippino ladies table tennis team to tour Australia despite the ongoing pandemic. ”The PM needs to start thinking more about what… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Victorians No Job Keeper But Government Will Send Thoughts And Prayers

  By theunozblog on 03/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told Victoria that his Government will not bring back job keeper for the current lockdown that the State is enduring. However, they will provide the State with an infinite supply of… Read More ›