Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist.
”Scotty was a little red faced when it was pointed out to him that what he thought was a bible was in fact a horror book,” said a Government Insider. ”Apparently Peter Dutton switched the books years ago and Scotty didn’t realise.”
”Those poor Biloela kids, Scotty thought they were the spawn of the Devil.”
When asked why the Government was seemingly intent on torturing the Biloela family, the Spokesperson said: ”If the PM was here he’d reject the premise of your question.”
”The Morrison Government is strong on borders and if that means a couple of kids have to be tortured to maintain that then so be it.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to join the PM at his Churches picnic. The theme of the day is do onto others.”
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