Scotty From Marketing Reminds Voters That His Trophy Says He Stopped Boats Not Children

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children.

This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention was medically evacuated to a Perth hospital from Christmas island.

”I know there is a bit of anger out there over the sick little kiddie,” said the PM. ”But, to everyone out there looking to blame me, I remind them that I stop boats, not children.”

”I’ve seen the pictures and I think we can agree that it’s a little girl in the hospital not a boat.”

When asked why the Government was seemingly torturing this family with indefinite detention, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question as both a Prime Minister and a Christian.”

”Without my Christian beliefs I am nothing and I think the Australian people know that.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am off to a rock throwing contest. I’m honoured to have been asked to cast the first stone.”

Mark Williamson


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