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• Nation Not Really Surprised That Barnaby Joyce Thinks Sexual Assault Victims Should Keep Quiet

  By theunozblog on 23/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has shocked no one with his comments that victims of sexual assault should keep quiet and leave the talking to their lawyers or superiors. ”I don’t want anyone to misconstrue my statements and… Read More ›

• PM Hires Nathan Lyon To Work In His Office To Help With The Spin

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Colleagues To Not Worry About Facebook As Jen Told Him That The Girls Prefer Snapchat

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›

• Sky News Devastated To Lose 1 Of Their 6 Viewers Due To Facebook Lockout

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook. ”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Employs A Focus Group To Workshop Reactions To Victims Of Rape

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reacted swiftly to the fall out from his handling of the Parliament house rape crisis by going out and employing a focus group to workshop his future responses. ”The PM thought he was… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room

  By theunozblog on 17/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›