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Scotty From Marketing Tells Doctors To Hurry Up And Get Vaccinating As He Wants To Have His Picture Taken
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the countries doctors to start with the vaccinating as he is keen to have his picture taken and splashed across the front pages of the nation’s newspapers. ”To the Australian doctors I… Read More ›
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Kelly Worried Plibersek Is Suffering Hysteria Advises Her To Take A Course Of Leeches
The Morrison Government’s self-appointed ‘science’ minister Craig Kelly has told colleagues that he is concerned that Labor politician Tanya Plibersek is suffering from hysteria and is in urgent need of a course of leeches. ”Craig is most concerned about Tanya,… Read More ›
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St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack
With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Somehow Only Second Worst Politician From The Shire
The rest of Australia is reeling after making the alarming discovery that not only is Scomo not the worst politician in Australia, he’s not even the worst one from the Sutherland shire. “What the fuck do they put in the… Read More ›
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A Look Back At Kevin Andrew’s Achievements Over 30 Years In Parliament
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Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›
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