Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the countries doctors to start with the vaccinating as he is keen to have his picture taken and splashed across the front pages of the nation’s newspapers.
”To the Australian doctors I say less dabbing and more jabbing,” said the Prime Minister. ”We need to get started with the vaccinations as the quicker it’s done the less time people like Pete Evans and my colleague Craig Kelly have to stir up any form of protest.”
”Besides, I have a new pack of Cronulla sharks branded band aids to put on the owie.”
When it was pointed out to the PM that doctors could not currently vaccinate as the vaccine hadn’t arrived, the PM said: ”Well don’t look at me it’s not like I drive a delivery van.”
”Enough with the excuses, let’s get down and do the hard yakka and have our photos taken.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to head off and mow Craig Kelly’s lawns. It’s part of the deal I made to get him off Facebook for a couple of weeks.”
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