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• Scotty From Marketing Tells Jen To Call The Office And Tell Them That He’s ‘Sick’ After A Big Grand Final Night

  By theunozblog on 26/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›

• ScoMo Livid That Aus Post Executives Received Cartier Watches Instead Of Bunnings Gift Cards

  By theunozblog on 23/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Annoys Colleagues By Over Doing His Borat Impersonation

  By theunozblog on 22/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing To Bring Back Penalty Rates For PM’s Forced To Work Weekends

  By theunozblog on 21/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›

• Friends Tell Gladys To Not Look For Love Through Prison Pen Pals

  By theunozblog on 20/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website. “Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier…. Read More ›

• Scotty from Marketing Calls For The Role Of PM To Be Able To Take Flex Time Like All Other Public Servants

  By theunozblog on 19/10/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for changes to the remuneration package attached to the role of Prime Minister. With the current PM wishing to be able to take flex time like all other public servants. ”I will… Read More ›