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ScoMo Sees Nothing Wrong With Tradies Being Able To Take Arts Workers Lunch Money
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Tipped To Name Abbott Special Envoy To Aged Care
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems. ”I won’t confirm or deny that I… Read More ›
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Byron Shire Chosen As Location For Australia’s First 6G Tower
It has been announced that the Byron Shire located on NSW’s North Coast has been chosen as the first place in the world to trial the new 6G technology, with plans to install towers in the coming months. “We understand… Read More ›
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Sky News Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Rise Up Against The Lockdown
Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Attributes Fall In Polls To Cooking Curries Over Spag Bol
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his advisors to not worry too much about a fall in polling as it’s simply Australian’s being sick of him cooking curries instead of a more simple dish like spag bol. ”The… Read More ›
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The Start Of Bushfire Season Prompts ScoMo To Push For International Borders To Open
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia. ”It’s… Read More ›
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