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• Australians To Vote On Which PMs Will Front New Mount Rushmore Style Monument To Be Carved Into Uluru

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›

• Man Who Posted Lots Of Parkour Videos Ten Years Ago Gingerly Moves Walker Over Small Hump In Footpath

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A man who posted thousands of YouTube videos of himself doing acrobatic parkour stunts at major world landmarks back in 2010 was seen painfully trying to get his walking frame past a slight rise in the footpath yesterday. “HURTS… EVERYTHING… Read More ›

• Dutton Calls For Journalists Who Dare Question Border Force To Be Sent To Re-Education Camps

  By theunozblog on 07/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has called upon journalists who dare to question either him or his minions over at Australian Border Force to be sent to re-education camps so that they can understand how things now… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Demands That the Government Funds Sovereign Citizens’ Backyard Bunkers

  By theunozblog on 06/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nations’ leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon the Morrison Government to make funding available to those sovereign citizens who wish to build a backyard bunker as part of their doomsday preparations. ”For too long my fellow… Read More ›

• Barnaby Calls For Vic Premier To Allow Exemptions To Lock Down For Those Wishing To Bonk

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›

• Conspiracy Theorist’s Nipples Harden As Group Discussion Moves To 5G

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A conspiracy theorist’s nipples have given away his excitement as a conversation he was part of began to transition to a discussion around 5G. Trent McGaw, 37, tried to hide his enthusiasm and pull his jacket over his ever expanding… Read More ›