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NSW Residents Ordered To Install Pokies In Their Homes Before Receiving Guests
Following the announcement earlier this week that residents in New South Wales will be allowed to have two guests in their homes from Friday. The Government has sought to clarify, that in order for that to occur they will need… Read More ›
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Gladys Relaxes Visitor Limits After Her Lawn Gets A Little Long
NSW State Premier, Gladys Berejiklian has moved to relax the visitor limits after the front and back lawns of her North Shore home have become overgrown and unkempt. “I’m sure all of NSW are suffering from an overgrown yard. These… Read More ›
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Aussies Earning Under $100K Ordered To Download Government Tracking App
Australians with a pre-tax income of less than $100k per year have been ordered by the Government to download the Covid-19 tracking app. ”It is important that we get the economy going again and to do that we will need… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells All Aussie Patriots To Wrap Their Phones In Foil To Stop The Government From Spying
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has called on all Australians to take action against the Government, which he is a part of, by wrapping up their mobile phone in foil. ”I’m sick and tired of this Government being in… Read More ›
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Sportsbet Release Market On Which NRL Club Will Ruin Revamped Season
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
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Introvert Struggling To Find Excuses To Avoid Yet Another Video Call
A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›
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