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• Roberts Demands Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›

• World Health Organization To Sell Off Naming Rights To The Virus Formally Known As Carona

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced today that they will be selling off the naming rights to the virus formerly known as ‘Carona.’ The move comes after initial sponsor, the beer company Carona chose not to renew their contract…. Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Orders The Navy To Start Building An Ark

  By theunozblog on 10/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›

• ScoMo Worries Rain In Sydney Could Lead To Floods And Books A Hawaiian Vacation Just In Case

  By theunozblog on 07/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has told his advisers that he worries that the rains in Sydney could lead to flooding and has drawn up the contingency plan to fly his family and himself to Hawaii should the floodwaters reach the front… Read More ›

• Joyce In Talks To Star In New Reality Series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›

• Dutton, Cormann And Joyce Call For Increased Funding To Primary School Maths

  By theunozblog on 05/02/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›