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George Christensen Asks Constituents If They Want Anything From Duty Free
The National Party’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts Calls His Tailor To Order Half A Dozen New Tin-Foil Suits
Senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has celebrated his impending return to Canberra by calling his tailor to order half-a-dozen new tin-foil suits. “They say suits maketh the man well half-a-dozen new tin foil suits should turn me into six new men,” said… Read More ›
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Column: Gina Rinehart’s Guide To Being A Cook
To celebrate the launch of her brand new cookbook, Things We Love, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and offered her a weekly cooking column. When the people behind The (un)Australian reached out to me to gather… Read More ›
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Katter Launches GoFundMe Campaign To Punch Out A Crocodile
Benevolent Queensland Senator, Bob Katter, has launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money in support of his upcoming battle against a Queensland crocodile. “Well after it worked for Archbishop Folau”, stated a spirited Katter, “I knew the Aussie people would… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservatives Parliamentary Achievements
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Dutton Asks Solicitor General About The Legalities Of Staging A Military Coup
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has written to the Solicitor General asking about the legalities of staging a military coup in Australia. “As Minister for Home Affairs my duty is to ensure all Australians are safe, secure and… Read More ›
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