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Dutton Reaches Out To Julian Assange To Offer Him Sanctuary On Nauru
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has reached out to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to offer the stranded Australian sanctuary on the Government’s newest luxury resort island Nauru. “Ah, look a lot of people have me figured out wrong,… Read More ›
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Morrison Challenges Pamela Anderson To Debate His New Adviser Lara Bingle In A Pool Full Of Jelly
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has taken some time out from the Canberra thought bubble to respond to American actress Pamela Anderson’s call to step in and help Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Mr Morrison informed Ms Anderson that she should discuss… Read More ›
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Release Herpes Into Parliament Now, Joyce Urges
Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce is pushing for the immediate release of a deadly herpes virus into parliament despite scientific warnings against it. “Look Parliament house is plagued and the only way you get rid of a plague… Read More ›
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Morrison Appoints Abbott As Special Envoy To Bunnings To Sort Out The Onion Mess
Prime Minister (as at the time of writing this article) Scott Morrison has taken time out of the ASEAN conference to deal with the domestic crisis of onions in Bunnings sausages by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Special… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Offers To Mentor Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham
Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has reached out to beleaguered NSW Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham offering to take him under his wing in a kind of mentor type role. “Too often in parliament we are not there for… Read More ›
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Government Denies ‘Inappropriately Touching’ The ABC
The Australian Government has strongly denied allegations made that it inappropriately touched the national broadcaster the ABC. The allegations came following last night’s 4 Corners program. “This is completely untrue we have never touched nor interfered with the ABC,” said… Read More ›
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