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Bachelor Spoiler: Honey Badger To Marry Winx
News has leaked of the surprise ending to this season’s Bachelor with the reported wedding of Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins to Australia’s favourite horse Winx. “It was a bit of a left field ending,” said a source from the… Read More ›
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Head Of Government Who Took A Week Off To Axe A Leader Tells The ABC To Do As I Say Not As I Do
Australia’s Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has launched a blistering attack on the ABC. Telling it to stop focusing on itself and instead focus on doing it’s job. “It’s time the ABC had a good hard look at… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Tipped To Be Appointed ‘Special Envoy’ To The ABC
The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›
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“Smallest Budget Deficit In A Decade Proof That Turnbull Had To Go” – Scott Morrison
Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›
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B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director
Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›
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Warner’s Return To Cricket Sees A Rise In Bunnings Warehouse’s Share Price
Former Australian cricketer David Warner has made his return to club cricket following his suspension for ball tampering and it has resulted in an increase in crowds, plenty of runs (Warner scored 150 odd) and a significant rise in the… Read More ›
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