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Canadian Bigot Shocked To Learn How Few People Actually Watch Sky News
Alt-right Canadian bigot Lauren Southern was shocked to learn how few people actually watched Sky News after appearing on the network over the weekend. Southern who is in Australia as part of her, “Look At Me Say Racist Crap’ world… Read More ›
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Trump Excited To Meet The Queen “Loves Bohemian Rhapsody”
American President Donald Trump currently in England to meet the Queen has spoken of his excitement, saying: “I love the Queen, that song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ is great and ‘We are the Champions’ I tell you I reckon she wrote that… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt To Launch International Men’s Month
Conservative commentator Andrew Bolt has declared war on Women and plans to launch International Men’s Month. “It is time society took stock and said a collective thank you to all Men for what we have done thus far,” editorialised Mr… Read More ›
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United Nations Declares Mark Latham’s Robocalls Cruel And Inhumane Punishment
The United Nation has today declared that Mark Latham’s robocall to all voters in the seat of Longman on behalf of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party is cruel and inhumane punishment. “We condemn Australia for subjecting it’s citizens to this… Read More ›
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David Leyonhjelm Revealed As Latest Chris Lilley Character
Comedian Chris Lilley has broken character to reveal that Liberal Democrats Senator David Leyonhjelm is in fact played by the comedian himself dressing up in bald face. “It started as a joke I thought you know I’d run for Senate… Read More ›
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‘Dry July’ Epidemic Has Man Panicking About Prospects For Weekend Drinks
All week, 31-year-old accounts manager Brad Manning has watched his Facebook feed with growing despair as friend-after-friend has enthusiastically declared their commitment to “Dry July”. Now, with Friday knock off rapidly approaching, Mr Manning has been left entirely unsure who’s… Read More ›
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