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Joyce Shopping Around Tell All Interview That Reveals What He Had For Lunch
Backbencher Barnaby Joyce has been shopping around the exclusive story of what he had for lunch over the weekend. The Joyce camp are hoping to get as much as $1.50 for the world exclusive. “We are hopeful that the networks… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson In Talks With Poo Jogger To Join One Nation
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has revealed that she has held talks with the Queensland ‘poo jogger’ about joining the party and running alongside her for the Senate. “It is so refreshing to see someone in the news doing something… Read More ›
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NSW To Forfeit Game 2 Of Origin To Avoid Breaching Sydney’s Lockout Laws
The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Signs With LNP To Aid Waning Franchise
After his success revitalising multiple movie franchises in Hollywood, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been brought in by the Liberal Party to rejuvenate their waning public appearance. Prime Minister, and head of the LNP, Malcolm Turnbull referred to the signing… Read More ›
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Masterchef’s Beetroot Challenge Beats Channel 7’s Beetroot Interview
Channel 10 claimed a victory over channel 7 in the TV ratings war when their show Masterchef’s Sunday night beetroot challenge toppled Channel 7’s interview with a beetroot in the ratings. “We are so happy with this result,” said a… Read More ›
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Hanson Banned From Parliamentary Sandpit For Not Playing Well With Others
Pauline Hanson has been banned from the Parliamentary sandpit after not playing well with her friends and colleagues. “We had to take action today as Pauline was bullying the other people in the sandpit and not sharing her toys with… Read More ›
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