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Dutton Accused Of Visa Cheating After Being Caught With Au Pairs In His Pocket
The Minister for Immigration and aspiring Bond villain Peter Dutton has denied claims he cheated. Despite being caught on camera adjusting a visa with an au pair that he pulled out of his pocket. “This is 100% fake news. Those… Read More ›
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Turnbull Calls For The Return Of Bradman, Chappell And Lillian Thompson
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has blasted the behaviour of the Australian Men’s Cricket Team and demanded a recall of Australia’s greatest ever player: “The chaps at the office tell me the current Australian Captain, Geoff Smith, is the second… Read More ›
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“Australian Cricketers Have Brought Shame To Our Nation” Says Nation That Tortures Children
The Australian public has condemned their cricket team over the cheating scandal that has engulfed the team’s South African tour. Calling it the darkest day in Australian history, the emphasised it was the worst thing any Australian has ever done,… Read More ›
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Dutton Sticks Fingers In Ears And Screams La La La At Latest Press Conference
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has put on a baffling display at his latest press conference by sticking his fingers in his ears and shouting ‘La, La, La’ repeatedly when asked a question by a journalist from the ABC…. Read More ›
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Bernardi Demands Those C**ts At The ABC Apologise
The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›
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Fire Ravaged Town Devastated By A Flood Of Journalists
The town of Yabbie Creek was left reeling today after being hit by a flood of journalists just days after the town was ravaged by fire. “They came out of nowhere one minute I’m sifting through the still smouldering ashes… Read More ›
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