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Australia’s Way Of Pronouncing Aluminium Finally Pays Off
American President Donald Trump’s decision to exempt Australia from steel and aluminium tariffs has been celebrated wildly in Canberra, with insiders saying it was down to the way Australia pronounced “aluminium” that confused President Trump into thinking it was a… Read More ›
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Press Gallery Reports Barnaby Joyce Missing To The Police
The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›
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Turnbull Condemns Shorten For Not Spitting On The Poor
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has launched a scathing attack on opposition leader Bill Shorten after Mr Shorten failed to spit on a poor person he passed on the street and had the gall to suggest a rise to the minimum… Read More ›
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US Deep State Agent Getting Some Great Ideas From Conspiracy Theorist’s Facebook Wall
“Crisis actors! Now you gotta admit, that’s a hell of an idea,” Hank Kennedy, a confessed agent of the shadowy United States’ “Deep State”, told The (un)Australian in a Washington dive bar in the early hours of this morning. Mr Kennedy… Read More ›
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Brisbane Broncos Defend Their New Signee OJ Simpson
The Brisbane Broncos rugby league team have defended their new signee OJ Simpson by saying everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt. “Look you media types are always going in for the kill, leave the bloke alone it’s not like… Read More ›
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Joyce And Abbott To Star In Dumb And Dumber Three
Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott are to replace Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise. Which will be filmed in the coming weeks in and around Canberra, Armidale and Manly. “We saw… Read More ›
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