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Barnaby Joyce Demands Royal Commission Into His Sex Life
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
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Western Sydney Wanderers Players To Be Locked-Out For Offensive Display
The Western Sydney Wanderers’ playing squad will be locked-out of this weekend’s clash against Perth Glory after the A-League club’s fed-up management took strong action over their offensive display in Sunday’s derby against Sydney FC. The strong action came after… Read More ›
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Michaelia Cash Tells Labor To “Cash Me Outside”
Minister for jobs and innovation Michaelia Cash has used an appearance at Senate Estimates to throw shade at the Opposition by challenging them to ‘Cash me outside, how bout dat.’ “I ain’t afraid of Bill Shorten, I’ll name names, you… Read More ›
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Clive Palmer Plans To Launch Titanic 3
Clive Palmer has taken a break from his many court battles to tell the world about his plan to launch his new project Titanic 3. “I Clive Palmer will make the year 2018 the year of the Clive when I… Read More ›
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Joyce Resigns To Spend More Time Cheating On His Families
The deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today announced his resignation. Citing the need to spend more time cheating on his families as the main motivator for his decision. “Parliament does take its toll on on people, you spend a… Read More ›
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PETA Calls For Meetings To Be Renamed ‘Veggings’
Animal rights group PETA has called on companies worldwide to rethink their vernacular and consider renaming meetings ‘veggings’. “I can’t believe in this day and age we use such a barbaric word as ‘meeting’,” said PETA spokesperson David Tofu. “I… Read More ›
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