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• Government To Allow Investors To Negatively Gear Avocados

  By theunozblog on 16/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›

• Donald Trump Fires The Kettle For Being Black After Tip Off From The Pot

  By theunozblog on 12/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  American President Donald Trump has released a statement today announcing that he has fired the White House kettle as the pot complained that it was black. Speaking to The (un)Australian Presdient Trump explained his decision, saying: “Look the kettle just wasn’t… Read More ›

• Senator Malcolm Roberts Incensed That Aluminium Foil Isn’t GST Exempt

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Launches Labor’s New White Australia Policy 2.0

  By theunozblog on 08/05/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  Bill Shorten has kicked off Labor’s election campaign by launching the party’s new policy, White Australia 2.0 via a television advertising campaign on Channel 9. A jubilant Mr Shorten talked to The (un)Australian about the new policy, saying: “We have… Read More ›

• Prince Harry Crowned As Head Royal Racist After Prince Philip Abdicates

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today  crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›

• Pringles Listed As A Class 1 Narcotic As People Unable To Stop After They Pop

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    Shares in Pringles chips are down following the government’s decision to list the product as a class 1 narcotic. The move comes after a spate of people were unable to stop consuming the chip after they pop the top… Read More ›