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Mel Gibson To Direct New Romcom Schindler’s List 2
Following the success of his movie Hacksaw Ridge, Mel Gibson was offered his choice of Hollywood movies to direct. Today, he announced that he will follow his heart and opt for his passion project – a romantic comedy titled Schindler’s… Read More ›
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One Nation Announces Horse’s Ass as New Senate Candidate
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
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Jacqui Lambie To Return To ABC’s Q&A Next Week For Car Park Punch Up
Tasmanian Senator and aspiring voiceover artist Jacqui Lambie has confirmed today that she will appear next week in the car park of ABC TV’s Q&A program. Her appearance in the car park is to help aid a discussion of ideas… Read More ›
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Lump Of Coal Brings Back Happy Christmas Memories to Liberal MPs
LNP MPs were today treated to a magical dose of Christmas nostalgia by Treasurer Scott ‘Santa’ Morrison. As Morrison passed a lump of coal around the government benches, MPs rejoiced as they relived many a Christmas morning staring wide-eyed at… Read More ›
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Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
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Turnbull Suffers Further Blow Following News That Abetz Will Stay A Liberal
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has suffered a further blow to his leadership, following news that tasmanian senator Eric Abetz will continue on as a member of the Coalition Government. The news follows South Australian senator Cory Bernardi’s decision to… Read More ›
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