Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers

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One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children.

An irate Senator Roberts spoke to The (un)Australian about his inability to buy Zooper Doopers, saying: “The bloody UN and it’s climate change this, and global warming that, has bloody gone and pushed up demand for Zooper Doopers.”

“All I want is a goddamn Zooper Dooper on a Saturday afternoon and what did I get? A flaming paddle pop, I tell you I’m demanding we disband the UN.”

When reached for comment One Nation Leader, James Ashby referred us to his deputy, Pauline Hanson who said of Malcolm: “Look, Malcolm is a passionate man with his finger on the pulse. If he thinks the UN is to blame for a lack of Zooper Doopers then I have no reason not to believe him. I mean I’m sure he has empirical evidence.

The UN has declined to comment citing their ‘no comment on Australian Senator Malcolm Roberts latest conspiracy theory’ policy.

Mark Williamson

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