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World First As Facebook Debate Carried Out Calmly, Ends Civilly
In what experts believe is a world first, a debate taking place on Facebook ended today with both main protagonists civilly agreeing to disagree, while expressing their respect for the other and appreciation for the calm, dignified fashion in which… Read More ›
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Bishop’s Emoji Mishap Binds Australia To Climate Agreement
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
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ISIS Spokesperson Calls For Caution Over US Torture Revelations
The release of the Senate Intelligence Committee report on torture under the Bush administration has generated outrage and calls for those responsible to be bought to justice from within the US and internationally. Mehdi Abdullah, spokesperson for the ISIS Council… Read More ›
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Bridget Abbott In Line To Replace Clarke For Second Test
Sources close to Australian cricket selectors have told The (un)Australian that Bridget Abbott, the 21-year-old daughter of the prime minister, was front-runner to replace captain Michael Clarke should he not recover from his back injury in time for the Second Test… Read More ›
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Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt To Present Carols By Candlelight
Journalist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt will host the 2014 Vision Australia Carols by Candlelight on Christmas Eve. In a statement announcing who would be the host, Vision Australia justified the decision by saying that “as the gift that keeps on… Read More ›
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