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• Cory Bernardi Tells Malcolm Turnbull That ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi has taken Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull out to dinner to break to him the news that their relationship is over. Telling the PM that: “It’s not you, it’s me.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a despondent… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls Trump And Promises To Shirtfront Turnbull

  By theunozblog on 03/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian  Prime Minister Tony Abbott has rushed to call American President Donald Trump, vowing that he would shirtfront Malcolm Turnbull on President Trump’s behalf. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott spoke of his conversation with President Trump, saying “When… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Urges Manus Island Detainees To Join The Fight Against Trump

  By theunozblog on 31/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Labor leader Bill Shorten has recorded a video message for asylum seekers detained on Manus Island in which he urged them to join the fight against American President Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his call… Read More ›

• Abbott Worried The Government Is Losing Touch As No Princes Knighted

  By theunozblog on 31/01/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken a break from his self-imposed ban on sniping and undermining the Government, to snipe and undermine the Government declaring that the Turnbull Government risked ‘losing touch with the people.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›

• Donald Trump Bans ‘Small Hands Across America’ Fundraising Initiative

  By theunozblog on 30/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    President Trump fresh off drawing up plans to invade Poland has signed a Presidential decree banning any planned ‘hands across America’ fundraising initiatives being held during the term of his Presidency. The American President spoke the The (un)Australian about… Read More ›

• Cory Bernardi’s Ego Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Liberal Senator and self-professed purveyor of ‘common sense’ Cory Bernardi has leaked to the press that his ego will be named Australian of the year later tonight, in a ceremony to be held in Canberra. Speaking to The (un)Australian a… Read More ›