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Bette White Removed From Protective Custody And Released Back Into The Wild
The last remaining Golden Girl Bette White has been released back into the wild after being placed in protective custody towards the end of 2016 to ensure her species survival. Speaking to The (un)Australian Hollywood’s head Zoo Keeper, Cage… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Takes Back Friendship Bracelet From Tony Abbott
South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
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Hanson Concerned About Pakistani “Terror-Wrist” Spinner, Yasir Shah
One Nation have released a statement asking the Australian government to deport Pakistani leg spin bowler, Yasir Shah, after they became aware of his notoriety during Thursday’s coverage of the first test. The controversial political party claim that Australian immigration… Read More ›
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Cummins To Be Workload Managed Through 12th Man Duties
Pat Cummins’ dream of finally wearing his baggy green more than once edged closer to reality today, with Cricket Australia announcing that he would be 12th man for the first test against Pakistan on Dec 15. The 12th man role… Read More ›
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Turnbull Put On Notice After Looking To The Left Whilst Crossing The Road
Australia’s figurehead Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today been chastised by members of his own party after he dared look to the left whilst crossing the road. Said Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt: “The Prime Minister continues to show such… Read More ›
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Trump Refuses To Rule Out Invading Poland
American President elect Donald Trump has refused to rule out invading Poland after the country declined to extradite film director and statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Tweeting to @TheUnOz President elect Trump tweeted: “I will consider invading Poland to get to… Read More ›
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