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Assange Sent To Room With No Dinner And Loss of TV Privileges For A Week
The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for the Ecuadorian… Read More ›
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Hawthorn Football Club Trade 2014 Premiership For Late Draft Pick
The Hawthorn Football club currently in the midst of a one year Premiership drought has surprised the AFL world by trading their 2014 Premiership to St Kilda in exchange for pick 68 in the 2016 draft. St Kilda’s coach Alan… Read More ›
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Packer Regrets Giving All Crown Employees Chinese Flag Print Budgie Smugglers
James Packer has expressed his regret over a decision to hand out to all Crown employees Chinese flag print budgie smugglers at the company’s Christmas party. Mr Packer’s regret follows the jailing of Crown employees in mainland China. Speaking to… Read More ›
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Profoundly Dull Man Believes He ‘Has A Novel In Him’
Roger Atwood – no relation to poet, author and activist winner of the Arthur C. Clarke Award, Prince of Asturias Award for Literature, Booker Prize, and Governor General’s Award – has recently begun to confide to friends, acquaintances and work… Read More ›
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One Nation Calls On ABC TV Presenters To Wear Australian Flag Capes On Air
The One Nation party (not as fun as it sounds) has called upon ABC TV news reporters and presenters to show their patriotism by wearing the Australian flag as a cape whislt on-air. The call comes following the maiden speech… Read More ›
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October 11th To Be Known As “National Sorry To The Gambling Industry” Day
NSW Premier Mike Baird has issued an an unreserved apology to the state’s gambling operators over his ‘thought bubble’ of closing down the greyhound industry. He has also announced that October 11th will be recognised as “National Sorry To The… Read More ›
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