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Former Prime Minister John Howard Discovers Cure For Insomnia
Former Prime Minister and eyebrow enthusiast John Winston Howard has stumbled upon a cure for insomnia. Mr Howard recently filmed an ABC documentary on another former prime minister, Sir Robert Menzies, and test screenings showed it was 100% effective in putting… Read More ›
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Sam Dastyari Ditches Halal Snackpacks For Chinese Takeout
Bill Shorten’s warm up act, Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has revealed that he has ditched the halal snack pack and replaced it with Chinese takeout as his favourite food. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator Dastyari said: “I do love an halal… Read More ›
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Sydney Fringe Festival: That’s (un)Australian!
Following on from http://www.theunaustralian.net ‘s successful debut at the Sydney Comedy Festival the team have bandied back together and cobbled up a new show: That’s (un)Australian! Over 3 nights Team (un)Australia will run the rule over the country looking at… Read More ›
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First Pub-Tested Research Project Dedicated To Curing Hangovers
Just days after Treasurer Scott Morrison’s injunction that tax-payer funded research projects should pass the “pub test”, the Australian Research Council has announced a new fully funded project dedicated to developing a hangover cure. ARC spokesperson Charles Boffin said: “The… Read More ›
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Australian Cricket Team Appoints Roxy Jacenko As New Batting Coach To Combat Spin
The Australian cricket team, fresh off it’s latest thrashing at the hands of Sri Lanka on the sub-continent, has appointed public relations ‘guru’ and star of 60 Minutes Roxy Jacenko as their new batting coach. The move is hoped to help… Read More ›
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NT Government Promises To Hold Plebiscite On Leaving The 21st Century
The Chief Minister of the Northern Territory, Adam Giles, has announced that should the Country Liberal Party win this weekend’s election, they will hold a plebiscite on whether the Territory should pack up and leave the 21st Century. Following the… Read More ›
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