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PM Announces All NT Prisoners To Be Taken To Safe Houses On Manus Island
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has reacted strongly to the Four Corners expose into the mistreatment of juvenile offenders in Northern Territory prison system by announcing that all prisoners will be relocated to safe houses offshore on Manus Island. Mr Turnbull… Read More ›
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86% Of Republicans Believe Donald Trump Will Make A Better President Than Frank Underwood
A survey from last week’s Republican Convention in Cleveland, Ohio shows that 86% of its members firmly believe Donald Trump will be a better president than Frank Underwood, a character from the popular Netflix TV series, House of Cards. Bubba… Read More ›
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Hanson Attacks New Threat Of Elderly Extremists
Newly elected Senator and terrorism expert Pauline Hanson has warned of the threat posed by elderly extremists (EEs) after a man in his 60s set his car on fire in a bid to blow up the ironically named Merrylands Police Station…. Read More ›
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NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
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AAA Painkillers now official sponsor of The One Nation Party
The makers of AAA Painkillers, Offshore profits Inc announced today that their painkiller would now be the official sponsor of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party. Brand Ambassador for AAA Painkillers Melanie Linquist told The (un)Australian that: “We have been aware… Read More ›
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Donald Trump Announces Hulk Hogan As His Vice-Presidential Candidate
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has today announced that former professional wrestler and amatuer racist Hulk Hogan will join him in his run for the White House as his nominee for Vice-President. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Trump explained: “Hulk represents… Read More ›