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Government To Establish Working Group To Explore Privatising Bob Hawke
The Coalition has announced plans to establish a working party to investigate the benefits the country would receive from privatising former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told The (un)Australian: “Just because we are establishing a working group to look… Read More ›
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Environment Minister Greg Hunt To Make UFC Debut Against Brock Lesnar
Australia’s Environment Minister Greg Hunt has today announced he will be taking leave from election campaigning to enter the UFC to fight returning champion Brock Lesnar in a no-holds barred cage match. The move took the MMA world by surprise,… Read More ›
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Sydney Millionaire Sets Up Crowd Funding Page For New Pool
The storms that this week ravaged Sydney’s coast not only destroyed waterfront homes and surf clubs, but some residences were left teetering on cliffs and entire swimming pools have gone missing. One millionaire has set up his own crowd funding… Read More ›
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Santos Plans To Drill Barnaby Joyce In Search Of Natural Gas
Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
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Alice Springs Residents Welcome ‘Coastal Living’
Surging king tides battering Australia’s East Coast have brought the elusive Sydney Beaches one step closer to residents of the Northern Territory. “To the people of Alice Springs, global warming couldn’t come soon enough,” says local resident Max Seeton. “We’ve… Read More ›
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Jarryd Hayne Puts Hand Up For New Olympic Sport Of Sheep Tackling
Jarryd Hayne’s Olympic ambition is still burning brightly after this weekend’s London Sevens tournament, but he is now looking at a new Olympic sport after discovering he may be ineligible to play rugby due to strict drug testing laws. Sources… Read More ›
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