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Penis Drawn On Shire Man’s House Definitely A Banksy
A shire householder is 100% certain that a penis and balls spray painted on the front wall of his house is the work of ironic guerrilla graffiti artist Banksy. “While the satirical point that he is trying to make is… Read More ›
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Bronwyn Bishop Reveals That She Is A Transformer
Former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop has used her farewell speech to Parliament to reveal that she is indeed a Transformer, saying: “There’s more than meets the eye.” After her speech, she further revealed her transforming abilities… Read More ›
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We Will Decide Who Comes to PNG, Turnbull Tells PNG Court
In a shocking move of indifference to the electoral needs of the Australian government, the Supreme Court of Papua New Guinea has ruled Australia’s detention of asylum seekers on Manus Island is illegal. In the provocative and unexpected judicial decision,… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Promises To French Kiss The Entire State Of South Australia
Prime Minister and newly converted AFL fan, Malcolm Turnbull has today promised to French kiss the entire state of South Australia prior to the soon to be announced election. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the announcement, saying: “Malcolm… Read More ›
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Bronwyn Bishop Causes Commotion At Local Centrelink Over Seniors Travel Card
Former Speaker of the House and soon-to-be former member of parliament, Bronwyn Bishop has caused a commotion at her local Centrelink after being informed that her Seniors gold card did not get her discount helicopter rental. Job seeker Matt B… Read More ›
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Channel 9’s AFL Footy Show To Be Broadcast Live From Beirut
Channel 9 has today announced that next week’s broadcast of the AFL Footy Show will be telecast live in Beirut after a deal was struck with the Lebanese government. A spokesperson for the network told The (un)Australian: “We’re very excited to be taking… Read More ›
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