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Worm Cannery Impossible To Close Says Liquidator
Liquidators for a failed south coast worm cannery are still unable to close the business down despite it having been financial insolvent for the past five years. “The fact is that once you open up a worm cannery it’s very… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Wants To Be Thought Of As Australia’s Leading C
Liberal (for now) Senator and aspiring animal welfare activist Cory Bernardi has revealed that he wants all of Australia to think of him as the country’s leading ‘C.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian in an exclusive interview Mr Bernardi said of… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull To Rename Cabinet The No Scotty Morrisons Club
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has after extensive consultation with his ‘inner circle’ decided that Cabinet will now be known as ‘The No Scotty Morrison’s Club’ in a move that has received almost unanimous support from the Federal Coalition. Speaking to… Read More ›
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Man’s Job Seems To Be Walking Around Shopping Centre Shouting Into Phone
A man’s job appears to consist of him spending eight hours a day shouting into his mobile phone, report regular users of the Chester Hill shopping centre. “I’m not sure who he’s talking to or even if it’s the same… Read More ›
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Government To Render Down The Dead To Fill Budget Black Hole
The debt to society is currently forgiven when someone dies – now the government is reconsidering the policy. The Turnbull government is considering the controversial move of collecting tax arrears from the dead, through recovering commercial quantities of phosphorus by… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Stay In Parliament To Help Stop Boaty McBoatface
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›
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