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Universe Much Smaller Than We Thought As Astronomers Admit To Looking Through Wrong End Of Telescope
The estimated size of the universe has been drastically reduced as the world’s astronomers have embarrassingly admitted that they’ve been staring at space through the wrong end of their telescopes. “When you look through the right end of a telescope… Read More ›
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Australians Encouraged To Spend A Minute Gambling In Honour Of The Diggers
Calls are being made to encourage every Australian to take a moment out of their day to spend a minute of their pay cheques gambling at their local RSL in honour of the nation’s fallen soldiers. The call, from the… Read More ›
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Sydney Harbour Home Built From Tins Of Baby Formula Tipped To Shatter Sales Records
A home in the Sydney harbour fronting suburb of Point Piper that is built entirely out of organic tins of baby formula goes on the market this weekend. It is tipped to shatter the suburbs previous sale records with real… Read More ›
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New Canberra Suburb, ‘Whitlam’, To Be Renamed ‘Fraser’ In 3 Years
A new suburb in south western Canberra is to be named Whitlam after the former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam. Consultant town planner Paddy McGraw spoke to The (un) Australian about the process and ideology behind the move. “My philosophy, as… Read More ›
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Toddler Really Loves The Sound Of Himself Repeating That One Syllable
Fellow shoppers in a local supermarket are very impressed with the way an East Hills toddler never seems to tire of confidently bellowing that one noise over and over again. “He’s absolutely going to town over how much fun he’s… Read More ›
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Deceased Mother Wishes Son Would Seance More Often
The restless spirit of a deceased Brisbane mother reports from the other side that it would be nice if her son conducted more seances and kept in touch a bit more often. “He doesn’t need to hold a seance every… Read More ›
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