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Abbott Consults Rudd On How Best To Honour Kill The Liberal Party
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has reached out to former sparring partner Kevin Rudd to seek advice on the best method to honour kill the Liberal Party after his removal as leader. Mr Rudd is deeply admired by many in… Read More ›
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Australian Outrage At A Very Specific Type Of Abuser
A study released this month has found a direct correlation between outrage at celebrities’ domestic abuse charges, and musical collaboration with Pitbull (AKA Mr Worldwide). Chris Brown, who featured alongside the rapper on 2015’s ‘Fun’ will be denied entry to… Read More ›
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Calls For Unsuitable Women And Feckless Poor People To Be Outlawed
Daily Telegraph columnist and self-confessed ‘sci-fi nut’ Miranda Devine is leading the charge to have unsuitable women and feckless poor people outlawed. Devine usually the first to rally against the ‘nanny’ state has recently surmised that domestic violence only occurs… Read More ›
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Channel V Nominates Chris Brown As White Ribbon Day Ambassador
Channel V has announced that they would like to nominate American singer Chris Brown as an ambassador for the domestic violence awareness campaign White Ribbon Day. The music channel, famous for launching the careers of Andrew G and Jabba, is… Read More ›
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Employer Criticised For Not Giving Employee Savage Bollocking
An employer has been widely condemned for failing to scare the living daylights out of an employee in their first week of a new job. Leigh Sales, 7:30 presenter and an Australian taxpayer, was openly criticised for missing an opportunity… Read More ›
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Calls For Abbott To Be Knighted Over Services To Women
After his departure as minister for women, calls are being made for Tony Abbott to be knighted for his services to Australian women. New Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced his new cabinet featuring five women, which, it was pointed… Read More ›
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