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Satan Cancels Planned Appearance At Liberal Party Fundraiser
Satan, or Beelzebub as he’s also known, has cancelled his planned appearance at a Liberal party fundraiser citing a potential conflict of interest. A spokesperson for Satan told The (un)Australian: “Look, Satan booked the appearance months ago through Bronwyn Bishop’s chief of… Read More ›
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Australia Suffers From Bintang Singlet Shortage
In the wake of Virgin Australia and Jestar cancelling flights in and out of Denpasar airport due to a giant ash cloud hanging over Indonesia, bogans from all over Australia are going without their Bintang singlets. Craig Mackenzie from Sutherland… Read More ›
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Abbott Refuses To Rule Out Allowing People The Right To Marry Coal
Fresh off the back of leading the Coalition away from a conscience, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refused to rule out people’s right to be able to marry a lump of coal. In a press conference after yesterday’s Coalition party… Read More ›
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Bronwyn Bishop Appears Clapped Out
Former House of Representatives speaker and the MP most likely to be named Australia’s next Minister for Aviation Bronwyn Bishop appears to be all clapped out. After yesterday’s announcement that Tony Smith would replace Ms Bishop in the role of… Read More ›
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AFP Claims Altruism Behind Its Support Of Sri Lankan Police Department
Questions dog the government’s use of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as a tool to execute behind the scenes foreign policy objectives by supporting the notorious Sri Lankan Criminal Investigation Department (CID). In the usual show of solidarity in foreign… Read More ›
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Pieces Washed Up On Beach Thought To Belong To Cricket Australia
Items recovered by locals from a beach in the west of England point towards the crash landing of Australian cricket somewhere in Northern Europe. The handle of a Kookaburra bat and a baggy green cap have been sent for forensic… Read More ›
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