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Government Responds To Bronwyn Bishop Outrage By Banning Memes
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has responded to the growing outrage surrounding Speaker Bronwyn Bishop charging the Australian public for a helicopter ride to Geelong by announcing a government investigation into online satire combined with the immediate banning of memes. Mr… Read More ›
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Mick Fanning Coward Punches A Shark
Animal activists have spoken out about Mick Fanning’s coward punch of an innocent shark in South Africa. MoonBean Soya, spokesperson for the Animals Have Feelings Too Foundation (AHFTF), said: “This poor innocent shark was just swimming innocently by in its natural… Read More ›
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Angela Merkel Strains Compassion Muscle After Meeting Refugee
A meeting with a Palestinian refugee has left German Chancellor Angela Merkel in pain after straining her compassion muscle. The incident happened during a meeting at a high school when the chancellor tried to comfort 14-year-old Reem Sahwil after telling… Read More ›
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Australia’s Minister For Women To Be Mentored By Prince Philip
Australia’s Minister for Women who also happens to be Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has declared that he is struggling with the role and will seek a mentorship from Prince Philip. The Prince, who recently made the news after asking a… Read More ›
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Signs Of Eric Abetz Identified On Pluto
An image bearing a remarkable similarity to Minister for Workplace Relations Eric Abetz have been found on Pluto. NASA revealed the surprise find came from a study of the first-ever close-up photos of Pluto. Scientists say most of the photos revealed a young… Read More ›
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Facebook Founder To Focus on Building Sexy Robot Women
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced he will step down from his position as Chairman and CEO of Facebook to focus on his passion project, the development and production of an army of sexy robot women. Mr Zuckerberg made the… Read More ›
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