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Abbott Admits Wind Farm Error: ‘Sorry, I Meant Wind Chimes’
Tony Abbott admitted today that he made an error in calling for the banning of all Clean Energy Finance Corporation (CEFC) funding of wind farm energy projects. “Sorry,” he said, “I meant wind chimes, which I think everyone agrees are incredibly annoying and… Read More ›
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New App Combining Tinder and Uber Probably Ill Conceived
Finally people who want to catch a taxi and have that taxi ride turn out to be a date with the driver (for some reason) can say – there’s an app for that. Tuber, a rideshare/dating app hybrid, marketed as… Read More ›
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Mafia Release Statement Saying, ‘Bill Who?’
Following last week’s Four Corner’s report into the Mafia’s links to Australian politics, with a focus on the Liberal Party, the the show is planning a new program exploring the Mafia’s links to the Australian Labor Party (ALP). A teaser clip released… Read More ›
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Bernard Tomic Reminds Nick Kyrgios That He’s Australia’s Number One Tool
Tennis star Bernard Tomic has thrown down the gauntlet to fellow Australian player, Nick Kyrgios, declaring himself Australia’s top tennis tool. After his third round Wimbledon loss, Tomic delivered a scathing rant against Tennis Australia with particular focus on beloved Grand… Read More ›
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Ozzie Ostrich And Humphrey B Bear To Help Ray Martin Investigate Q&A
The federal government has today announced that Ozzie Ostrich and Humphrey B Bear will join Ray Martin to investigate the ABC’s Q&A program. The investigation follows Q&A’s decision to allow terrorism suspect Zaky Mullah being allowed to ask a question… Read More ›
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Million Moron March Planned for July 18th and 19th
Plans are afoot to hold a nationwide million moron march in all capital cities on the weekend of July 18th and 19th. The million moron march is the brainchild of noted morons Reclaim Australia. A spokesperson for Reclaim Australia explained… Read More ›
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