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Government Finishes Magna Carta Review, Decides Rule Of Law No longer Relevant
On Monday, the Abbott government announced it finally had completed its 800-year review into the Magna Carta and decided that its emphasis on “the rule of law” was “no longer relevant or in touch with modern Australian values”. As parliaments… Read More ›
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Government Reveals Well-Paying Job For First Home Buyers: People Smuggling
After the week from hell for Joe Hockey and the Abbott government, and questions regarding whether the government paid people smugglers over $40,000 to turn back the boats, the Government today turned the tables by announcing a new well paid job… Read More ›
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Government Denies Offering Money To People Smuggling Scandal To Make It Go Away
The Australian government has refused to comment on allegations that it gave the people smuggling scandal a sum of $30,000 to turn around and stop being an issue. “We can neither confirm or deny any details about operations of the… Read More ›
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Voters In Warringah To Choose Between Two Dicks At Next Federal Election
Voters in the NSW north shore seat of Warringah will, at the next election, have the tough decision of choosing between two dicks following entrepreneur Dick Smith’s decision to run as a candidate against Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Dick Smith’s decision to run… Read More ›
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Australia Mourns Its Most Famous Amnesia Sufferer
Australia remains in mourning after Alan Bond, the nation’s most famous sufferer of amnesia, passed away on Friday aged 77 in Perth. Mr Bond was famous for a few things in his life, including winning the America’s Cup, ripping off $1.2 billion… Read More ›
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WWE, WWF To Be Investigated For Match Fixing
The World Wide Wrestling Corporation (WWWC) announced today that it will launch an investigation into match fixing in the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and World Wrestling Federation (WWF). The match in question was Smackdown 2015 which included Seth, Dean Ambrose “The Lunatic Fringe”,… Read More ›
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