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Morrison ‘Deeply Disappointed’ With Hanson-Young’s Stance
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection, Scott Morrison, is reportedly “surprised and deeply disappointed” by the strong opposition with which his attempt to reintroduce Temporary Protection Visas has been met by Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young. On Thursday afternoon, Morrison… Read More ›
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Satan Desperate To Give Abbott’s Soul Back
Sources close to Satan have told The (Un)Australian that the Prince of Darkness was desperate to hand Tony Abbott’s soul back to the Australian prime minister, claiming it was too foul even for the fiery depths of Hell. The source… Read More ›
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Rare Political Consensus Reached On Social Media
The Australian’s recent publication of a photo of Greens Senator Larissa Waters’s daughter, obtained from social media, to embarrass Waters over her stance on gendered toys has sparked a furious debate over privacy and the use of politicians’ children to… Read More ›
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Ricky Muir Not Sure What Party He’s In Anymore
Victorian Senator Ricky Muir has conceded he doesn’t actually know which, if any, party he currently represents in the Australian Senate. Muir was elected in September 2013 with 0.5% of the vote as a candidate for the Australian Motoring Enthusiasts… Read More ›
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Sharri Markson Wins Walkley, Learns Basic Literacy For Uni Exposure
The Australian’s media editor Sharri Markson has won the prestigious Walkley award for investigative journalism for her exposẻ on the left-wing bias of university academics. In October, Markson, who was yet to learn of the existence of mature age students,… Read More ›
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Defiant Abbott Talks Up Key Achievement: ‘I’ve Made Shorten Electable’
Despite a year marred by broken promises, declining polls and a failure pass to key budget measures, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is rejecting claims that he is leading a “failed” government. The defiant prime minister told The (un)Australian: “Ah, sure, I… Read More ›
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