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• Tampax To release Commemorative King Charles Coronation Pack

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  Tampon manufacturers Tampax have announced that to commemorate King Charles’ coronation they will releasing a special commemorative packet in honour of the King. The move comes as Charles once spoke of his love for his now wife Camilla by telling… Read More ›

• Australian TV Exec’s Thankful That Freelancers Can’t Afford To Strike

  By theunozblog on 04/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  With news of the Writer’s strike shutting down shows all across America, Australian TV exec’s have breathed a sigh of relief that the strikes won’t hit the local industry too hard, as they don’t hire writers on a full time… Read More ›

• Credlin Declares Albo’s Honeymoon Is Over After The PM Wasn’t Asked To DJ The MET Gala

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News’ highest rating presenter with a whole 16 viewers, Peta Credlin, has declared that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s honeymoon is over after Albo was not booked to DJ the MET gala. ”Finally people are beginning to see through the… Read More ›

• Youth Asked To Say I Consent During The Coronation In Honour Of Prince Andrew

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of… Read More ›

• Dutton Claims Chernobyl’s Thriving Tourism Business Proof Australia Needs A Nuclear Industry

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has called on Australia to go nuclear in order to boost the tourism industry, after hearing the news that the Chernobyl nuclear site was seeing a boom in tourism. ”Anthony Albanese needs… Read More ›

• Sussan Ley Says She Would Vote For The Voice If There Was A Yess Option

  By theunozblog on 26/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s number two, Sussan Ley, has called on the Albanese Government to allow a third option for the upcoming Voice referendum so voter’s can vote yess. ”Why should the Australian public be forced to choose between yes and no… Read More ›