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Rising Sea Levels Place Alice Springs As Favoured Location For New Sub’s
With news yesterday of Australia’s submarine purchase speculation is now mounting on where they will be housed, with Alice Springs firming as a likely location despite currently being land locked. ”At this stage Alice Springs is indeed inaccessible by boat… Read More ›
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Jen Promises To Take Sad Scotty To Subway For A Sandwich And A Cookie
Former PM Scott Morrison’s wife Jen has promised the part-time member for Cook to take him to Subway for a sandwich and a cookie, in an effort to cheer him up after he watched current PM, Anthony Albanese in America… Read More ›
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Perrotet Government To Give Kids $400 To Be Spent On The Pokies
Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has centered his campaign launch around the promise to give every NSW Child $400 to be matched by their parents in vouchewrs to be used at a NSW Pokies venue when they turn 18. ”What… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Offers A Leg Over, Err Up, To Celebrate International Women’s Day
The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has put out a press release offering a leg over, err up, for any young ladies to celebrate International Women’s Day. ”You will not find anyone else in Parliament who has… Read More ›
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Sussan Ley To Consult Her Numerologist About Challenging Dutton
With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy… Read More ›
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Robert Condemns Royal Commission For Not Letting Him Speak In Tongues
Scott Morrison’s former best friend Stuart Robert has condemned the Royal Commission into the Robodebt program that he was a part of for not letting him give his testimony in tongues. ”It was most upsetting that the Commissioner wouldn’t let… Read More ›
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