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ScoMo Doesn’t Rule Out Joining The LIV Golf Tour
Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has talked of his new hobby, golf and has not ruled out joining the Saudi backed LIV golf tour in the not too distant future. ”I am back on… Read More ›
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ScoMo Does The Walk Of Shame Home From Sky Studios
Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been caught doing the walk of shame home from the Sky studios. This follows the former PM spending a long passionate night of interviewing with Sky news lothario… Read More ›
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Dutton Shocked To Learn That Politics Is In Fact A Popularity Contest
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was shocked to learn that politics is in fact a popularity contest. The news came with the arrival of the latest News Poll with the Opposition leader languishing behind the PM Anthony Albanese…. Read More ›
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Dutton Appalled That The Jobs Summit Won’t Consider Bringing Back Slavery
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called into the Coalition’s favourite radio propaganda channel 2GB to bemoan the Government’s job summits refusal to consider slavery as a viable option. ”Is Mr Albanese serious about jobs or what? Asked… Read More ›
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Barnaby To Spend The Day Discussing Jobs Particularly Head And Blow At Today’s Summit
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
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Courts Tell Victims To Come Back When You Start A Successful Podcast
Courts around Australia have told the Nation’s victims to not bother bringing their cases to them until they have started a successful podcast about the alleged crime committed against them. ”There are a lot cases before the courts but only… Read More ›
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