ScoMo Does The Walk Of Shame Home From Sky Studios

Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been caught doing the walk of shame home from the Sky studios.

This follows the former PM spending a long passionate night of interviewing with Sky news lothario Paul Murray.

”Paul and I spent the night making vigorous television,” said the part-time member for Cook. ”I do hope he doesn’t wait 3 days to call me, I’d be up for a coffee this afternoon or maybe we could head to my office for a little question time and chill.”

When asked whether he would be leaving parliament anytime soon, a coy Scott Morrison said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Why would I leave a high 6 figure job with perks.”

”Sure, there is the inconvenience of having to go to Canberra every now and then, but thanks to Uber eats I can get my Maccas delivered fresh from Engadine.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and attend to a little business in the prayer room.

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