ScoMo Doesn’t Rule Out Joining The LIV Golf Tour

Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has talked of his new hobby, golf and has not ruled out joining the Saudi backed LIV golf tour in the not too distant future.

”I am back on the course and hitting them not too badly,” said the part-time member for Cook. ”Who knows I might give Sharkie a call and see if he’s got a hundred million dollar deal for me.”

”We’ve got a lot in common Greg and I, his nickname is Shark and I once sharted myself in Engadine Maccas.”

When asked for his thoughts on the Saudi Government who are behind the LIV golf tour, Mr Morrison said: ”I have a lot of time for the Saudis, they have a way you know of dealing with journalists so to speak.”

”But, we’ll see if they get Greg to approach me and we’ll take it from there.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an urge all of a sudden to get to Engadine to hit the back nine so to speak.”

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