Former Minister for health/finance/home affairs/treasury and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has talked of his new hobby, golf and has not ruled out joining the Saudi backed LIV golf tour in the not too distant future. ”I am back on… Read More ›
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Aussie Teen Seeks Asylum In Saudi Arabia After Being Forced To Do The Washing Up
A sixteen year old Australian teenager is seeking political asylum in Saudi Arabia after claiming that her family have forced her to do the washing up, forbidden her from looking at her mobile phone at the dinner table, and made… Read More ›
The (un)Australian Guide To Who To Follow In The World Cup After Australia Get Knocked Out Next Friday
Unless you’re that knob in the office who still thinks saying “sportsball” is the epitome of cool you’re going to have to try and get a little bit excited about the soccer World Cup. (Yes I know, but saying “football,… Read More ›
America Gets Cracking On Building Wall Now That Trump Is Out Of The Country
America has taken advantage of Donald Trump’s first overseas trip to greatly accelerate construction of its protective border wall, hoping to have it finished in time to prevent the President’s return to the country. “I’d never really seen the value… Read More ›
Saudi Arabia Bans Stripy Fisherman Shirts and Berets
In retaliation to the French government’s ban on the burkini the Saudi Arabian government has banned the wearing of striped Breton fisherman shirts and berets. “Any citizen caught cooking with garlic and engaging in existentialist philosophy will be subject to… Read More ›
US Shocked By Yemen Civilian Deaths: ‘We Just Had No Idea Our Weapons Would Kill Anyone’
With Saudi Arabia-led military forces attacks on Yemen killing more than 900 people, a spokesperson for the United States government expressed “profound concern” at the rising civilian death toll, insisting: “We really had no idea that our billions in arms sales to Saudi Arabia would… Read More ›