The federal government has amended the arts budget so that $105 million has been reallocated from the Australia Council to Minister for the Arts George Brandis. The move has been widely condemned by Australia’s artists, but has been very well received by… Read More ›
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Brandis To Euthanise Johnny Depp’s Dogs And The Australian Arts Industry
Attorney-General George Brandis has today announced that film star Johnny Depp’s dogs will put down, alongside the Australian arts industry following Tuesday night’s budget which re-allocated arts funding to being allocated as per the Art’s Minister’s own discretion. The… Read More ›
Two Johnny Depps Brought Into Country By Hollywood Producer To Be Euthanised
The Department of Agriculture has confirmed that two Johnny Depps that were imported into the country in contravention of Australian quarantine laws will have to be put down. “Unfortunately our strict quarantine laws do state that any Johnny Depps have… Read More ›
Old Simpsons Fans Threaten To Keep Not Watching The Simpsons if Harry Shearer Leaves
Long-time fans of The Simpsons animated sitcom series have vowed to boycott the show if voice artist Harry Shearer leaves the program. For many, this would signify the first time in more than a decade they’d made a conscious decision… Read More ›
Next Mad Max Film To Be Filmed Entirely On Sydney’s Peak Hour Roads
After the overwhelming success of a promotion adjacent Sydney Harbour yesterday morning, Mad Max: Fury Road director George Miller has announced the next sequel will be shot entirely on every motorway during 6-9 am and 3-7 pm through 2016 in… Read More ›
2016 Logies Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest
After what many describe as TV’s night of nights, TV week and Channel 9 have decided to cancel the 2016 logies due to a lack of interest. One highly intoxicated Chanel 9 TV executive told the Un-Australian “We are cancelling… Read More ›