Rap star and renowned misogynist Eminem has announced he will continue his long running tradition of collaborating with like minded artists by teaming up with Bill Cosby and Chris Brown for his next album. When asked why he would team up with Cosby,… Read More ›
Arts
Geldoff Uncovers New Way Of Raising Money For Third World: Pays Tax
Bob Geldoff has announced that not only will all funds raised from Band Aid 30 be going straight to the fight against Ebola in Africa, he will also pay tax for the first time, allowing the British and Irish Governments… Read More ›
Controversial 7.30 Skit Offends
Infamous comedy troupe, The Chaser Flagship current affairs program, the 7.30 Report is under fire from conservative political commentators for a controversial sketch aired last Tuesday. Introduced by Craig Reucassel Leigh Sales, the 5 minute sketch proceeded to show a photoshopped picture… Read More ›
Nicki Minaj Shocked To Learn Hitler Was More Than A Talented Artist
Nicki Minaj has apologised for her new music video created for her song Only. The video has been criticised in the media, and more importantly, on social media, for depicting what appears to be Nazi imagery. Minaj tweeted that she… Read More ›
Kim Kardashian’s Arse Applauds US-China Emissions Deal
Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change. Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›
Anti-Halloween Man Laments Lack Of Trick Or Treaters To Lecture
Matthew Bridge, a 33-year-old man from Marrickville, Sydney, was well-prepared for any local kids out trick-or treating on Friday evening, but was gravely disappointment at being denied the chance to deliver a lecture on “the insidious growth of American cultural… Read More ›