Oil and gas company Santos has today announced plans to drill into deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce in what they tip could be Australia’s largest source of natural gas. A spokesperson for Santos told The (un)Australian: “Anyone who’s ever seen Mr Joyce talk knows… Read More ›
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How To Own Five Houses Before the Age of 25 Without Being A Psychopath
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Spider Overpopulation Causes Rising Web Prices
Sydney’s spider plague has been blamed for a sharp rise in the cost of webs, with many generation Y spiders facing the prospect of being permanently priced out of the web market. “This has been a great summer in terms… Read More ›
Wandering Band Of Horn Players Expect Heaps Of January Bookings After Bumper December
Strolling trombonist Matt Storch is bracing himself for a heavy workload in January after his band of wandering horn players were booked solidly all through December playing Christmas carols in shopping malls. “December was just unbelievable. We’ve never had so… Read More ›
Sydney Harbour Home Built From Tins Of Baby Formula Tipped To Shatter Sales Records
A home in the Sydney harbour fronting suburb of Point Piper that is built entirely out of organic tins of baby formula goes on the market this weekend. It is tipped to shatter the suburbs previous sale records with real… Read More ›
Westpac Rate Rise Not Westpac’s Fault; Economy Was Asking For It
Westpac’s rate rise has been defended by CEO Brian Hartzer, in light of the fact that, “sometimes when the economy says no, it really means yes.” Westpac have raised interest rates by 0.2 percentage points, despite no move from The… Read More ›