Google launched its new company uniform yesterday at the Senate Inquiry into Corporate Tax Minimisation with its Australian CEO, Amanda Everywhere, arriving at the inquiry dressed in a heavy helmet, leathers and a cape. “Capes are back as are death… Read More ›
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Nanna’s Removes Packets of Frozen Used Syringes From Supermarkets After Hepatitis Scare
Dessert maker Nanna’s has confirmed that packets of its popular treat Frozen Used Syringes have been recalled after some batches may have been infected with Hepatitis A germs. “We are urging consumers are to return any packets of our Frozen… Read More ›
David Hicks Named New Tourism Ambassador For Kabul
Former Guantanamo bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has today been named the new tourism ambassador for Afghanistan’s capital city Kabul. The announcement was made after Hicks fronted a press conference following the quashing of his conviction for involvement… Read More ›
HSBC Leak Reveals Australia’s Richest Made “Many Tiny Mistakes”
The Australian Tax Office has revealed that it has used leaked documents from the Swiss arm of the HSBC Bank to uncover over 30 million dollars in tax liabilities, in what the ATO has determined to be “a number of… Read More ›
Pizza Hut Sin Against Nature, Again
This Australia day an American corporation that sells facsimiles of a traditional Italian dish has sinned against nature by adding vegemite and cheese to the crust of a pizza. The emergence of the Mitey Stuffed Crust Pizza (do you see… Read More ›
Business Under Fire Over Trademarking of the Bali 7
A Sydney business is under fire this week over their trademarking of the name The Bali 7, for the intended use as a t-shirt design. The term “Bali 7” is connected to the group of Australian drug traffickers the Bali 9… Read More ›